I decided that I was going figure out what kind of drink I would be if I were a drink:
Introducing the MoFotini*
1.87 oz of saliva 3 nibbles 18 nibbles (sans teeth) 2 slaps on the ass 3 changes of position 782 strokes 4.3 giggles (the 0.3 is when you think something is funny but he's in mid-penetration) 2 short breaks 3 covert take-the-hair-on-your-tongue-off moves when he's not looking 48 licks to the balls 1 when-the-fuck-is-this-over thought 2 shit-what-am-i-gonna-do-for-lunch-tomorrow thought 1 epiphany which leads to... 1 middle finger in the ass squeeze, shake and pour 1 GIANT load
