I have a few things in regards to conversion etiquette that I would like to add to the previous article.
Sunny's Conversion Rules of Etiquette and Tips for the Busy and Horny Bi-curious Guy
1. Dollar store toothbrushes. Package of 6. Disposable. Buy them and leave them for your guests. In fact, if you are expecting me to make return visits, I better get your Speedstick handed to me before I have to ask for it.
2. Make sure my bacon is extra crispy.
3. If one was to not stay over (roommates coming home, mother coming to visit in the morning etc..), it would be proper to pay for the gay guy's cab fare home. If that is not a possibility (cheap fucking low-life bastards!), ensure gay guy's clothes can be stored in a proper place (where the other guys in the dorm won't rummage through) and that there is plenty of room in the single bed for the two of you. I made room for your cock. You make room for me.
If gay guy isn't keen on sleeping in the same bed (believe it or not, sometimes we want to roll over and ignore your stupid mushy talk too) then ensure you have a sleeping bag, pullout mattress or a double bed for gay guy to sleep on . Not only will this ensure gay guy's comfort and show your appreciation, gay guy is more likely to wake up fresh at 7 AM before you do and take the walk of shame home.
Note: morning blowjobs are optional but ALWAYS an option for gay guy. Including other dormitory residences = a huge plus.
4. Though car blowjobs can be fun, ensure gay guy is in a comfortable position and your seat is reclined. DO NOT play the blowjob tug-of-war; I will find it when I have positioned myself accordingly. I don't know how many times I mistook the stick-shift for.. oh, forget it...
5. Car blowjobs Part Deux. Please wipe your window before we start driving.
6. My ass is not a hole you can just ram things into. It is a delicate little starfish that begs to be beckoned. Please have some consideration for the Hole. Love the Hole. This is where lok and I differ. Lok's ass is 7-11. Mine's more like those Halloween costume/prop stores that only pop up around August. My hole is reserved only for special occasions like barmitzvah's, Survivor night and Tuesdays.
7. Please tell me if you're going to .. ya know. First, I like to know so I can change my pace and go into "special mode." Second, sometimes I don't feel like gargling. Third, I'm not swallowing dessert unless you pay for dinner first.
8. A drive home afterwards is always the ideal situation. No cuddling and the no fuss goodbye. But it can get awkward on certain occasions. Lots of tense in-the-car small-talk and the awkward smell of cum and sweat amplified by the air coming in from Lakeshore. To avoid all this, play really great music at a level so high we don't really have to talk about anything. Or ram your cock in my mouth 3/4 of the way home. If that happens, only silence and smiles from both parties for the last 1/4.
9. 69 was a great year for music but that isn't why it's our favourite number. As well, I don't want to hear a whole bunch of jibber jabber about how #69 Dimitri Akatov from the Oxford Vikings did so great in the quarter finals unless he's 69'ing with us.
