So it seems I have little tiny ants that are smaller than the average ant coming into my place from holes in the wood trims.
Someone had spilt a drop of bacon grease on my counter and I found about 17 ants swimming in it like they had found the security code for the fucking Howard Johnson pool or something.
Then I found ants in a pile of crumb near my fridge. We sprayed them with Lysol and I felt like a viking.
After the big party last night, I discovered a pile of them under my garbage bags in the kitchen. There weren't any holes in the bags so it's not like there was sauce coming out. But they were still under there, maybe knawing through?
Tonight, I put Raid ant drops where "ants appear" as the directions proclaim and my kitchen has turned into the Ye Olde Ant Tavern where about a million and a half ants are sittin' and havin' a few brewskies.
Now these ants are supposed to take this ant poison back to the colony and poison the whole crew and the queen.
Let's hope it works for tomorrow. Cuz there's only room for one queen in this house.
