Wow, what a crazy three weeks. I have been on a huge bender. Things are going so well on the surface. I have a new job, a possible cd cover in February and I started my leadership training with the Maytree Foundation. But inside, I am a bit of a wreck. All the drugs, booze and sitting around on my holiday finally got to me. So I am on a bit of a detox which isn't really working. Tonight, I am going to the People's Party, a Communism-themed party my friend throws. Should be interesting but things will probably get messy.
All the eating and sitting on my ass has taken a toll on my body too. I have thickened but now I think I might have permanent jowels. Kirsten and I are constantly trying to take really bad pictures of ourselves to prove to people how fat we can be.
Maybe we just hide it well.
Here is an example of us lookin' stylish and thin: Ksmack on Boxing Day.. Me before going out to the tailors with my new tweed coat. I have been hiding this coat for a year and finally took it out this year.
Lookin' good, feelin' good..
Okay, so here we are trying to look fat with the greatest of ease..
A pair of pigs. I love my new jowels. Now I don't have to worry about people making "you are so thin" comments to me anymore. It's all about the robust. Rotunda is the new waif.
